All Hail the Second Amendment

[Minimalist]

They love their guns. It's a substitute for their tiny dicks.

[Crossless2.0]

LOL. Good work, ladies!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/28/wa...gun-rally/

Come and Take It Texas, a group affiliated with the open carry movement, is complaining that topless protestors are ruining their monthly walks in support of gun rights.

They are being “trolled by skanky topless libtards,” one post on the group’s Facebook page reads.

[Minimalist]

Oh, yeah.....

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/02/my...ut-family/

‘My Parents Open Carry’ kid’s book portrays day in the life of ‘typical’ gun nut family

“Most kids aren’t scared of a gun,” he said, “that’s another good point this book tries to make.”

Right, Shitferbrains. They think they are fucking toys...that why they keep blowing each other away with them!

[Minimalist]

Hmm...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/06/17...open-carry

Not wanting to scare away tourists, Missouri town bans open carry

Never fear, though. The gun nut shitheads in the state legislature will fix that.

While there's a law in Missouri that's been around for 30 years allowing cities and towns to regulate themselves when it comes to open carry, this year the state Senate passed a measure that would both make cities unable to ban the open carry of firearms to those with concealed carry permits, and would reverse any current local laws denying open carry to permit-holders.

[Minimalist]

<chuckle>

Another responsible citizen - this time a law enforcement officer who is a firearms instructor for the department - makes that one little mistake.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/03/te...hing-kids/

A firearms instructor with the Hewitt Police Department is home recuperating after shooting himself while teaching his family how to properly clear a pistol, The Waco Tribune reports.

Sergeant Heath Vanek — an 11-year veteran with the force, the last five of which he’s served as its firearms instructor — will require at least two months to recover from the surgery to repair the self-inflicted wound on his left hand.

The family that shoots together watches daddy grasp his hand in pain together!
Hewitt Police Chief Jim Devlin said he spoke to Vanek, who said he “made a classic mistake” when trying to teach his children how to clear the chamber of his semi-automatic 9mm pistol.

[Minimalist]

Yes, this kid is a fucking nut....

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/03/te...amendment/

Teen totes shotgun through town still shaken by mass murder because 2nd Amendment

but the politicians who allow it because they piss their pants if the fucking NRA even looks at them are gutless swine.

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[Minimalist]

This dumb cunt actually has a chance to be Arizona's next governor...a republicunt of course.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/04/az...the-night/

After explaining that she is “cutting a lot of checks” to her campaign, Jones demonstrated her shooting prowess , described as her “own way of shooting.”

“I don’t change clothes, I don’t change glasses, um, I often shoot one-handed, I often shoot with my eyes closed,” she said.

Asked why, Jones replied, “Because chances are, if somebody attacks you, it’s going to be in the night.”

Because sprinkling bullets around willy-nilly is always a great fucking idea!

[Tonus]

That's an interesting approach. Don't bother learning how to hit what you're shooting at, because you're probably not going to hit it anyway.

[FatAndFaithless]

This dumb cunt actually has a chance to be Arizona's next governor...a republicunt of course.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/04/az...the-night/

After explaining that she is “cutting a lot of checks” to her campaign, Jones demonstrated her shooting prowess , described as her “own way of shooting.”

“I don’t change clothes, I don’t change glasses, um, I often shoot one-handed, I often shoot with my eyes closed,” she said.

Asked why, Jones replied, “Because chances are, if somebody attacks you, it’s going to be in the night.”

Because sprinkling bullets around willy-nilly is always a great fucking idea!

As a gun owner...this kind of shit makes me ashamed of being a gun owner

[Minimalist]

How about this kind of shit?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/04/il...-is-empty/

Illinois man ‘showing off’ shotgun to friends fatally shoots self in head to prove it is empty

Wonder if he had time to think "whoops?"



Moving on to kids and the aforementioned gun toting family of crazies....

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/04/a-...-birthday/

A is for accident, whoops — someone’s dead
B is for bullet, it’s stuck in your head
C is for Colt, a gun from the west
D is for dead, it’s what happens next
E is for ‘Emergency,’ they’re open all night
F is for firing range, hope nobody fights
G is for gun, there’s one on dad’s hip
H is for holster, let’s hope it won’t slip
I is for injury, it hurts quite a bit
J is for jury, they might just acquit
K is for killed, it’s not very fun
L is for left alone, lets play with dad’s gun!
M is for manslaughter, it was all a mistake
N is for NRA, your money they’ll take
O is for ‘open-carry,’ my dad’s got a dick!
P is for pistol, you draw it real quick
Q is for queasy, too much blood you fear
R is for rifle, for shooting not near
S is for silencer, won’t make a sound
T is for trauma, no hospital around
U is for undertaker, six feet underground
V is for victim, a bystander is downed
W is for wounded, condition is fair
X is for x-ray, the bullet’s right there!
Y is for youth, too many are dead
Z is for zany, like a hole in the head