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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Another L-ARGO hero.  "I think I'll get drunk and then clean my gun!"

http://www.dl-online.com/news/crime/3774...eaning-gun

Quote:FELTON, Minn. -- A Felton, Minn., man is accused of shooting his 22-month-old daughter in the leg after handling his gun in dim lighting after drinking 12 beers.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Better take the class over.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/brea...story.html


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Man accidentally shoots self during gun safety class at pawn shop

They also might need to re-think the policy of giving live ammunition to dumbfucks BEFORE the class ends.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Yeah...this seems to happen a lot....

http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/2938...s-intruder


Quote:Police: Man mistakes girlfriend for intruder, shoots her

This is interesting....

Quote:When asked where the gun was located, Harris told police he "got scared and threw it down the street," the initial incident report stated.

Police reported Harris led them to the Rohm .32 caliber gun he used which was found about a block from the shooting.


Fucker has some arm.  Guns are not known for their aerodynamic properties.  I wonder what he could do with a baseball?
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All Hail the Second Amendment
(June 28, 2015 at 2:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Better take the class over.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/brea...story.html


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Man accidentally shoots self during gun safety class at pawn shop

They also might need to re-think the policy of giving live ammunition to dumbfucks BEFORE the class ends.

You have to break some eggs if you are gonna bake a cake.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(June 28, 2015 at 2:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah...this seems to happen a lot....

http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/2938...s-intruder


Quote:Police: Man mistakes girlfriend for intruder, shoots her

This is interesting....

Quote:When asked where the gun was located, Harris told police he "got scared and threw it down the street," the initial incident report stated.

Police reported Harris led them to the Rohm .32 caliber gun he used which was found about a block from the shooting.


Fucker has some arm.  Guns are not known for their aerodynamic properties.  I wonder what he could do with a baseball?


My guess is, he did not throw it from the apartment, but from much closer to where the gun was found.  Otherwise, you are right, if it was a normal-sized block, he should consider a career in professional baseball.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Rough day in Gun Nut Nation.

https://www.facebook.com/talesofgunfail

4 dead and 14 wounded.

The dead include a 3 year old and a moron playing Russian Roulette.

Keep up the good work 'Murrica.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Accident, huh?

http://www.local10.com/news/bso-investig...e/33846782



Quote:Tamarac man says he accidentally shot wife in head while she slept

Okay....let's see how this plays out.
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All Hail the Second Amendment
He murdered the bitch.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Perhaps he thought a strange woman climbed into his bed?

In such circumstances I think the last thing I'd do is shoot her.   Big Grin 


Anyway, today's carnage begins:

http://www.glasgowcourier.com/story/2015.../2621.html


Quote:An accident with a firearm claimed the life of 4-year-old Summer Miller

http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index....eaten.html

Quote:Gunplay leads to life-threatening injury in east Birmingham, police say

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/bay...igati.html

Quote:Deputies: Boy, 11, accidentally shoots brother in Plant City

http://newsok.com/man-dead-woman-in-cust...le/5431264

Quote:Man dead, woman in custody after shooting in Lawton

Quote:Police say the woman told officers that she and Higgins were fighting and that Higgins picked up a gun, so she picked up a gun as well and was waving it when she accidentally shot Higgins.


Not so sure I buy the "accident" theory on this one.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Okay - off to the races....

http://www.timescall.com/news/crime/ci_2...le-showing

Quote:Longmont police: Man shoots himself in arm while showing parents how to use gun

I wonder what part of the lesson was "point gun at your own arm and pull trigger?"

Hint:  Mom and Dad, find a more competent instructor.
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