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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Offline
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 6, 2015 at 11:34 am
touching infected foreskin
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 6, 2015 at 11:39 am
with their faces.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 6, 2015 at 11:56 am
Serves them right
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 6, 2015 at 12:15 pm (This post was last modified: May 6, 2015 at 12:15 pm by dahrling.)
I don't like where this is going

except it doesn't
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 6, 2015 at 1:23 pm
but it does
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 6, 2015 at 1:26 pm
too! Just look
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#6447
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 6, 2015 at 1:42 pm
at the facts!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 6, 2015 at 2:19 pm
I say this is misogyny!  Dodgy Tongue

The real facts
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm
that are obviously
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
May 6, 2015 at 2:26 pm
real, bonafide facts!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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