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Forum add-ons that are needed.
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1. A flashing sign just above the text window that reads "You're taking this shit way too seriously."
2. Automatic background colorizer that shades the window to indicate the posters mood when they write a post. 3. A taser based system that shocks the poster when they're being stupid.  ![[Image: siriusly.gif]](https://manillenials.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/siriusly.gif) Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
4. Lose a rep point for supporting the cops.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
5. Hookers and blow.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 6:51 am
(This post was last modified: August 13, 2020 at 6:51 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
At work.
7 The 'Backing up.' Hazard warning noise/sound when people are editing posts.
8. The Time Warp signal. An exploding hour glass when someone responds to the last post in a thread without reading the intervening posts.
9. A subroutine (if that’s the right word) that would detect links to ABBA videos and automatically convert them to links to midget porn.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
10. A subroutine to detect that other subroutines are redundant.
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