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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:11 pm
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(October 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 5:04 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: 25 pages in, no idea what this thread is even about ._.
Jesus saved you from hell
An unfortunate abuse of what must be immense power. Is there an option to have it charged back to my account? I'm uncomfortable with stringing up the better man to save my own hide, you?
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:11 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 5:04 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: 25 pages in, no idea what this thread is even about ._.
Jesus saved you from hell
Lucky Neimenovic.
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:12 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 5:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: No, you made a very specific assertion. Support it or withdraw it, but don't dare to presume I will make your case for you.
you made the claim I was false in my beliefs. Support your claim or withdraw sir
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:12 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 4:58 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 3:41 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: Unbelievers will have their place in the lake of fire.
Shows how moral God is (no tolerance for sin)
But God is good because while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
I pray you come to faith. Well, if Christ died for us then we won't be going to hell, will we? So there's no problem.
Christ died for your sins.
So, let's make his sacrifice worthwhile: START SINNING.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:15 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 5:04 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: 25 pages in, no idea what this thread is even about ._.
Jesus saved you from hell
Ahahaha, no. I work there. Jesus is too busy watching people masturbate.
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:16 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 5:11 pm)Irrational Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: Jesus saved you from hell
Lucky Neimenovic.
Ikr? And after I stepped on the lawn so hard to make sure I'd get a hot spot in the main cauldron.....dammit, Jesus >_>
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:17 pm
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(October 8, 2015 at 5:12 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 5:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: No, you made a very specific assertion. Support it or withdraw it, but don't dare to presume I will make your case for you.
you made the claim I was false in my beliefs. Support your claim or withdraw sir
No, I made the claim you are false due to your being a Poe. Support for this claim will come upon your demasking.
Your turn. Where have I said the things you ascribe to me? You do know what the magic book of your assumed persona says about bearing false witness?
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:19 pm
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Jesus Christ was a disgrace.
His "bat" wouldn't work at third base
He talked lots of sh*t
But he gave a good head
And that was his "saving grace".
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:25 pm
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(October 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 5:04 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: 25 pages in, no idea what this thread is even about ._.
Jesus saved you from hell
Good news, Neimenovic!
I made this torture chamber in my basement and I was going to put you in it because I think you're a bad person.
But instead, I decided to relent and torture my son, in your place. For a couple of days, anyway. It was going to be permanent for you.
Since my son got tortured in your place, he saved you from my basement torture chamber!
You still deserve torture, but if you just act like my son wants you to act, and I want you to act, I won't have to send you to the torture chamber. Of course, if you choose not to love my son, think nice things aloud about me, and at least try your best to obey my commands, then I'm still gonna have to torture you. It's justice for what a horrible person you are. You're just like everyone else on earth. Horrible! So don't get tortured, let me give you the free gift of avoiding my torture chamber, for the low low cost of obedience.
Aren't I great?
What do you mean you don't understand why you owe me anything in the first place? Do you WANT to go to the torture chamber?
Don't you know that I already tortured my son on your behalf?
How do you know I tortured my son for you? Well, I wrote it all down, of course! Well... I didn't... but someone did!
What do you mean you think I sound like a psychopath? Yeah, you're going in the basement RIGHT NOW for not believing I tortured my son for your wrongdoing that you didn't know about until I just told you, mister!!
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:35 pm
I've always like Dante's hell. Then again Daniel you're going to boil for 50,000 years in torment. RAmen
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