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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:51 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:45 pm)Losty Wrote: (August 29, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Fixed that for you.
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Lmfao. If your wife isn't making you gourmet lunches on your work break...I would suggest it's because you're not tying her up and taking a [redacted] or [redacted] to her and making her scream or [redacted] like she never has and then [redacted] her until she's a quivering puddle on the floor often enough.  
 Well, you definitely have that right. Not nearly often enough! Then again, I'm not the one going through menopause, so I'm not sure how much of the blame I'm willing to shoulder, in that respect.
Besides, who said anything about 'gourmet'? I'd settle for edible. I'm being a bit unfair, here. My wife is actually a really good cook. I just need to steer her away from the cold cuts section of the supermarket in the future.
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:51 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:48 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: CIJS I like [redacted].
P.S. I also like the way your [redacted] gets when you [redacted] my [redacted] while I hold down your [redacted] and give your [redacted] a good [redacted] before getting [redacted] and [redacted] and [redacted] more and more until there's nothing left but [redacted] for your [redacted] to feel all [redacted].
And stuffs. I think A69 needs a CIJS thread.
Also, how does one best cook a wankturnip? I gotta know.
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:52 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:51 pm)Losty Wrote: Judi is going to kill us. I ate hospital crapola for lunch today. Mystery meat in gravy with a side of mystery mush, a roll, and two cardboard boxes of apple juice.
Hmm.
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:52 pm
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(August 29, 2016 at 4:51 pm)c172 Wrote: Also, how does one best cook a wankturnip?
I dunno but I tend to throw away the latter half and just engage in the former.
ETA: Nah just kidding I save the latter half to eat for later. If someone is around who can actually cook it before it goes out of date.
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:55 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:51 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: (August 29, 2016 at 4:45 pm)Losty Wrote: Lmfao. If your wife isn't making you gourmet lunches on your work break...I would suggest it's because you're not tying her up and taking a [redacted] or [redacted] to her and making her scream or [redacted] like she never has and then [redacted] her until she's a quivering puddle on the floor often enough.
Well, you definitely have that right. Not nearly often enough! Then again, I'm not the one going through menopause, so I'm not sure how much of the blame I'm willing to shoulder, in that respect.
Besides, who said anything about 'gourmet'? I'd settle for edible. I'm being a bit unfair, here. My wife is actually a really good cook. I just need to steer her away from the cold cuts section of the supermarket in the future.
That poor thing. Buy her fudge and ice cream!
Also, I was mostly just teasing. I don't know about your marriage, I was just being silly.
If I got married though, I'd marry a guy who likes to stay home and can be trained to clean my house the way I like it. Either that or I would hire male hooker and a female maid and pretend to be married to them both.
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:55 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:51 pm)c172 Wrote: (August 29, 2016 at 4:48 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: CIJS I like [redacted].
P.S. I also like the way your [redacted] gets when you [redacted] my [redacted] while I hold down your [redacted] and give your [redacted] a good [redacted] before getting [redacted] and [redacted] and [redacted] more and more until there's nothing left but [redacted] for your [redacted] to feel all [redacted].
And stuffs. I think A69 needs a CIJS thread.
Do eet
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:56 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:52 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: (August 29, 2016 at 4:51 pm)c172 Wrote: Also, how does one best cook a wankturnip?
I dunno but I tend to throw away the latter half and just engage in the former.
ETA: Nah just kidding I save the latter half to eat for later. If someone is around who can actually cook it before it goes out of date.
Speaking of turnips, I'm making soup tonight.
I have no comment on the subject of wanking.
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:56 pm
Oh almost forgot:
(August 29, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: <Has a sinking feeling he's digging himself deeper and deeper with the ladies today>
Not always a bad thing 
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:57 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:55 pm)Losty Wrote: That poor thing. Buy her fudge and ice cream!
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RE: What are you cooking/eating right now?
August 29, 2016 at 4:58 pm
(August 29, 2016 at 4:55 pm)Losty Wrote: If I got married though, I'd marry a guy who likes to stay home and can be trained to clean my house the way I like it. Either that or I would hire male hooker and a female maid and pretend to be married to them both.
Both sound fun  You go girl!
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