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#10611
RE: Member Photos
December 2, 2015 at 9:03 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 8:48 pm)Faith No More Wrote: So, my son's iPod went on the fritz...

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24,139,430 minutes = 402,323.83 hours = 16,763.49 days = 45.93 years is a hell of a long time to have to "try again".
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#10612
RE: Member Photos
December 2, 2015 at 10:00 pm
This sounds like a job for the genuises!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#10613
RE: Member Photos
December 2, 2015 at 11:54 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 8:48 pm)Faith No More Wrote: So, my son's iPod went on the fritz...

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There's a YouTube video that shows how to fix this problem. It appears that someone thought it a funny joke to type in his passcode incorrectly 1500 times.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#10614
RE: Member Photos
December 2, 2015 at 11:58 pm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4akH3JYfpA
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Member Photos
December 3, 2015 at 12:40 am
Lol. That's just a video of a 14 year old mumbling about getting it fixed. He doesn't actually show you how...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Member Photos
December 3, 2015 at 5:08 am
(December 1, 2015 at 5:42 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: For offenses I give, I apologize, immediately and in the future.

Aw, shut the fuck up, like most biker lingo, it's a good turn of phrase.

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#10617
RE: Member Photos
December 3, 2015 at 12:02 pm
I went full 40's today.

Mostly because it was in the 40's when I woke up. ugh.

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RE: Member Photos
December 3, 2015 at 12:05 pm
Gorgeous as ever, I see.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Member Photos
December 3, 2015 at 12:09 pm
Thankee. Smile
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#10620
RE: Member Photos
December 3, 2015 at 12:41 pm
(December 1, 2015 at 5:42 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:
(December 1, 2015 at 2:29 pm)Losty Wrote: "Raw-dog with a prostitute" way to ruin the sexy Tongue

Biker-speak. You don't get the sexy leathers without the biker attitude and language. Wink

We're home, by the way.

Edit to Add: I'm a little amused by the objection to the "raw-dog" comment, as that's actually the cleaned-up version of what I was going to write. I have to be very conscious of what I write, since most of the time I'm filtering out nine years of max-security prison-speak and "biker culture" language. For offenses I give, I apologize, immediately and in the future.

Ah fuck that man, swearing is fucking wonderful, especially imaginative, original swearing...it's fan-fucking-tistic.
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