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The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
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 Fragile, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB and @brianrrs37 on twitter)
 
It is nothing to assume
Nothing to take for granted
Vigilance, not paranoia
Is why we have lasted
 
"If you can keep it"
There is only one way
Apathy is deadly
When bullies have their way
 
We are strong
But fragile too
We must always fight
Assaults from inside too
 
We must resist
The authoritarian fist
The bombastic petulence 
Of the child throwing a fit
 
The language of despots
Authoritarian rule
Demanding blind loyalty
Purging those who do not do
 
But this year
We said "You are through"
Pack your bags
We're done with you
 
Flail and and wail 
All you want
But on January 20th
You'll still be gone.
 
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Fuck you.

Earwax, By BrianSoddingBoru4 (AKA Boru, AKA BSB4, AKA, Rondo the Magnificent, not on FB or Twitter)

The world does not
Owe you a living,
So maybe it's time
To put away the salad tongs.

No one thanks the radishes
For their blood and sacrifice
On Remembrance Day
Which makes me sad.

There's not a lot
Of reasons to add
Coca Cola
To jasmine tea.

All of my books are
Printed on enough paper
To hold the covers apart.
Jealous?

I keep buying them
But I never seem
To be able to
Find a pen when I need one.

My Uncle Dennis was
Beaten to death by
An enraged art critic
Because of his 'Still Life With Banjos'.

People need to stop saying
'Octopi' and 'Octopodes'.
At least around me.
I mean that.

*****

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Bravo!
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
Donald Trump’s schedule this week:

* Pardon turkeys

* Plug in WH Christmas tree lights

I’m not kidding. That’s his schedule.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(November 21, 2020 at 6:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Donald Trump’s schedule this week:

* Pardon turkeys

* Plug in WH Christmas tree lights

I’m not kidding. That’s his schedule.

Are the turkeys implicated in the hush money payments to hookers and porn stars?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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I just read that the heartless fucking liberals are trying to evict an elderly, financially troubled COVID survivor and his family from inner-city public housing!




Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(November 21, 2020 at 6:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 21, 2020 at 6:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Donald Trump’s schedule this week:

* Pardon turkeys

* Plug in WH Christmas tree lights

I’m not kidding. That’s his schedule.

Are the turkeys implicated in the hush money payments to hookers and porn stars?

Boru
Time to throw the bum out. I know if I intended to not do my job for weeks on end. I would be fired and thrown out.
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM


      
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
(November 21, 2020 at 6:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Donald Trump’s schedule this week:

* Pardon turkeys

* Plug in WH Christmas tree lights

I’m not kidding. That’s his schedule.

Melania already let us know how much she hates "fucking" Christmas.  I'd imagine his Orangeness is not real keen on these holiday traditions either.  Maybe he will just light a turkey and call it good.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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Trump gets owned for his laziness and selfishness

Video


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Today is the day that Trump finally became the president

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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