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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
March 15, 2020 at 9:03 pm
(March 15, 2020 at 8:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Went shopping today and discovered the supermarket shelves much emptier than normal.
The checkout girl gave me a funny look when I showed up with four rolls of tp.
The ones I remember from when I went earlier in the day were: TP, paper towels, milk, eggs, cold meds (the sinus cold meds were untouched), and bread (including bagels). TP I can almost understand, since there's a non-negligible chance of running out during a long lock-in, but, in my experience, that shit usually gets changed at a rate of, what, one roll a couple months?
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
March 15, 2020 at 10:51 pm
(March 15, 2020 at 8:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 15, 2020 at 8:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Recent footage shows that putting limit on items is unenforcible.
They rush all their stuff to the car and run back in and just buy a shitload more... 
People are idiots.
Seriously.
And the other half are less intelligent. 
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
March 16, 2020 at 1:05 am
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(March 15, 2020 at 9:03 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: (March 15, 2020 at 8:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Went shopping today and discovered the supermarket shelves much emptier than normal.
The checkout girl gave me a funny look when I showed up with four rolls of tp.
The ones I remember from when I went earlier in the day were: TP, paper towels, milk, eggs, cold meds (the sinus cold meds were untouched), and bread (including bagels). TP I can almost understand, since there's a non-negligible chance of running out during a long lock-in, but, in my experience, that shit usually gets changed at a rate of, what, one roll a couple months?
Since I didn't make that clear, the shit that gets changed one roll every couple months was meant to be the paper towels. Am I missing something or is my family just unusually conservative with paper towels?
Also, looking on the internet for why people would be latching onto paper towels, I found this image:
Is it just me, or does the mayor of Houston look a lot like a blacker Gustavo Fring?
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
March 16, 2020 at 3:38 am
When the recovery teams bag up the bodies of the tp hoarders, I bet they make a special note of how clean their arses are...
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
March 16, 2020 at 3:57 am
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(March 16, 2020 at 1:05 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Also, looking on the internet for why people would be latching onto paper towels, I found this image:
And when you look on the internet for people latching onto TOILET paper, you get this image
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
March 16, 2020 at 6:22 am
(March 16, 2020 at 3:57 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: (March 16, 2020 at 1:05 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Also, looking on the internet for why people would be latching onto paper towels, I found this image:
And when you look on the internet for people latching onto TOILET paper, you get this image
‘And the Lord did look out upon the multitude and they did smell like unto an outhouse. And the Lord did clean each of the people with but five rolls and two wet wipes. And the people were amazed and said, “It is a wizz!” ‘ - from Paul’s epistle to the Bungholians.
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
March 16, 2020 at 6:26 am
Knew that would be right up your alley Boru.
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
March 16, 2020 at 9:14 am
On the tv, there was this guy that bought a pack of 18 TP rolls (pretty normal buy) put it in the trunk of the car and went to put the cart back without locking it. While doing so another dude stopped behind and grabbed the tp package from the other guys trunk, then drove off. Ooops, parking lot cameras.
Those zombie apocalipse flicks never contemplated that angle. Rick and Negan fighting over TP.
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
March 16, 2020 at 9:27 am
(March 16, 2020 at 9:14 am)LastPoet Wrote: On the tv, there was this guy that bought a pack of 18 TP rolls (pretty normal buy) put it in the trunk of the car and went to put the cart back without locking it. While doing so another dude stopped behind and grabbed the tp package from the other guys trunk, then drove off. Ooops, parking lot cameras.
Those zombie apocalipse flicks never contemplated that angle. Rick and Negan fighting over TP.
The irony being that coronavirus is a respiratory issue. Not a fucking bowel movement issue. Shows how idiotic the common individual is.
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
March 16, 2020 at 10:53 am
Well I'm off work for the next two weeks. This week was going to be spring break anyway. At least I still get paid. My husband's having to close down for a bit, and he won't get paid.
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