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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2016 at 7:13 pm
Classic QI:
Poor Stephen Fry gets torn to pieces...
... subjected to Emma Thompson Stress Disorder...
... and marks the preschool arts and crafts class...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2016 at 8:26 pm
A Scotsman, a spider, and some bloody useful advice:
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2016 at 12:50 am
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.