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**Jackalope** · April 7, 2016 at 11:13 pm

(March 22, 2016 at 1:44 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: There's a Hole in the Bucket

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, mend it.
With what shall I mend it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I mend it, dear Liza, with what?
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a straw.
The straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long,
Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it.
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what?
With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, with an knife.
The knife is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The knife is too dull, dear Liza, too dull.
Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, sharpen it.
On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, on what?
On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone.
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.
Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, with what?
Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, water.
In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, in what?
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, a bucket.
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
Use your head, then! dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Use your head, then! dear Henry, dear Henry, use your head!

I guess I'm not the only person on the planet that remembers that fucking.song. Tongue

SteelCurtain · April 7, 2016 at 11:38 pm

That's you old men, thinking about yesteryear. Big Grin

SteelCurtain · (This post was last modified: April 8, 2016 at 2:29 am by SteelCurtain.)

I found a crib for Cthulhu's next baby:
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Goosebump · April 8, 2016 at 4:15 am

Since this thread is mostly images I'm sure nobody will read this thus I have the confidence to write it.

I was walking to the store and looked up into a maple tree where several birds were chirping presently near the end of the day and half processed a small branch that was dropped from a nest. I then stepped and tripped, more to unexpectedness and my vision being vertical, and fell into the street. Since I fell on a part of a the street that was under a tree that was a favorite of birds naturally there was fresh aggregate there.

I had to return home and change my pants. I must have walked under that tree a thousand times at the same time of day and never been misfortuned. Yet my own observation of it led me into my plight. I admire from the other side of the street now.

SteelCurtain · April 8, 2016 at 4:45 am

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pocaracas · April 8, 2016 at 5:33 am

Sweets for my sweet...
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SteelCurtain · April 8, 2016 at 6:00 am

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences6

pocaracas · April 8, 2016 at 6:50 am

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