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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 8, 2016 at 8:03 pm
(April 8, 2016 at 7:54 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(March 25, 2016 at 8:12 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 11ettw.jpg]


I DON'T SEE IT!  [emoji31]

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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 8, 2016 at 8:09 pm
(April 8, 2016 at 8:03 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(April 8, 2016 at 7:54 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: I DON'T SEE IT!  [emoji31]

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Ohhhh!!! Hahahaha, I would have NEVER found that, thank you!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 8, 2016 at 10:34 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 8, 2016 at 10:35 pm
(April 8, 2016 at 2:26 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I found a crib for Cthulhu's next baby:

Cthulhu is not having a next baby. Cthulhu's been fixed.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 8, 2016 at 11:19 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 9, 2016 at 4:54 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 9, 2016 at 8:34 am
(April 8, 2016 at 10:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Cthulhu is not having a next baby. Cthulhu's been fixed.

It could still happen if Jesus wants it to.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 10, 2016 at 6:17 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 11, 2016 at 8:32 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqASSN5S2CI
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 11, 2016 at 9:31 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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