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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 24, 2020 at 2:40 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 25, 2020 at 1:59 am
(November 24, 2020 at 2:40 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: 6sMxqbQ.jpg]

Nah.  I'd rather see him drive a Penske truck under the (formerly) 11 foot 8 bridge...with the whole fucking extended family standing on a platform inside with their heads touching the ceiling.

Oops!  Did I say that out loud?

http://11foot8.com/
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 25, 2020 at 5:36 am
(November 25, 2020 at 1:59 am)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(November 24, 2020 at 2:40 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: 6sMxqbQ.jpg]

Nah.  I'd rather see him drive a Penske truck under the (formerly) 11 foot 8 bridge...with the whole fucking extended family standing on a platform inside with their heads touching the ceiling.

Oops!  Did I say that out loud?

http://11foot8.com/

Nah.

I'd like to see him on a plane being deported to Russia.

As an aside, how long do you think it will be before his wife files for divorce?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 25, 2020 at 5:42 am
(November 25, 2020 at 5:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 25, 2020 at 1:59 am)A. Secular Human Wrote: Nah.  I'd rather see him drive a Penske truck under the (formerly) 11 foot 8 bridge...with the whole fucking extended family standing on a platform inside with their heads touching the ceiling.

Oops!  Did I say that out loud?

http://11foot8.com/

Nah.

I'd like to see him on a plane being deported to Russia.

As an aside, how long do you think it will be before his wife files for divorce?

20 January 2021, 12:02 PM.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 25, 2020 at 1:17 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2020 at 1:17 pm by arewethereyet.)
Sent IMs to the people at work letting them know I am signing out and wishing them a nice 4 day weekend.

The guy I work closest with wished me a "Happy Gobble Till You Wobble Day".   Hehe
  
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November 25, 2020 at 1:34 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2020 at 1:35 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I wouldn't be surprised if he has a burning need to inspect the disposition of deployed russian-adjacent troops come january. As soon as AF1 lands we should hit it with a drone to prevent the avionics from falling into enemy hands. You can't leave men or circuit boards behind.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 25, 2020 at 1:40 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 1:34 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I wouldn't be surprised if he has a burning need to inspect the disposition of deployed russian-adjacent troops come january.  As soon as AF1 lands we should hit it with a drone to prevent the avionics from falling into enemy hands. You can't leave men or circuit boards behind.

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The Russians probably already know. The only secrets intelligence communities really try to keep secret these days is how secrets no longer became secret.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 25, 2020 at 2:12 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2020 at 2:32 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
They certainly and absolutely don't - that's what makes impotus such a risk for the rest of his life. Even though he probably doesn't know it.

He'd trade billions worth of state secrets for a buck, incapable of comprehending the value of what he had. Bad bizness man. AF1 is the most competent ewar platform on earth, but you just know he can't think of it as more than a taxi to freedom. He already offered his candid thoughts on what he might feel compelled to do if he lost - and now he has.

Personally, I'm persona non grata in canadia and mexico*, literally cant leave the us to our immediate neighbors without hassle......so..you know, maybe we should lock that fucker in a basement. We own him now, which probably isn't what he imagined when he took the job.

*officially critical of any graduate of SOA - for reasons™. We're trained insurgents....and, fwiw, Trumps a natural traitor - so it's understandable.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 25, 2020 at 7:46 pm
My new T-shirt arrived today.  I like it!  Sums up 2020 quite well I think.

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