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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 4:40 pm
(November 28, 2020 at 6:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 127525310_509509646674721_86354713777892...e=5FE82BE1]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 5:00 pm
(November 28, 2020 at 2:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Some say that science and religion don't mix.

That's not true.

Without DNA many priests wouldn't have been caught.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 5:08 pm
(November 28, 2020 at 4:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 28, 2020 at 6:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 127525310_509509646674721_86354713777892...e=5FE82BE1]

Boru

It's a stone.

See cartoon immediately preceding.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 7:11 pm
(November 28, 2020 at 5:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 28, 2020 at 4:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's a stone.

See cartoon immediately preceding.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 7:39 pm
(December 12, 2013 at 10:34 am)pocaracas Wrote: We should all get a crate of these!!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 10:06 pm
(November 28, 2020 at 4:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's a stone.

I thought a stone was a pound.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 11:32 pm
(November 28, 2020 at 10:06 pm)Eleven Wrote:
(November 28, 2020 at 4:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's a stone.

I thought a stone was a pound.  

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In some archaic measurement system, a stone was 14 pounds.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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November 29, 2020 at 5:50 am (This post was last modified: November 29, 2020 at 5:51 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
CNN need better headline writers:

Quote:Catch a lunar eclipse during the full beaver moon this weekend

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 29, 2020 at 5:53 am
(November 28, 2020 at 11:32 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 28, 2020 at 10:06 pm)Eleven Wrote: I thought a stone was a pound.  

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In some archaic measurement system, a stone was 14 pounds.

Not archaic at all.  I describe my weight as 'fourteen and five' (meaning fourteen stone plus five pounds).

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November 29, 2020 at 1:13 pm
Not sure what to get that ‘special someone’ on your Christmas list this year? Problem solved!





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