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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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#2991
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 25, 2020 at 7:55 pm
Russian vaccine has no side effects.
After mass vaccination: people elect putin as world leader.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 25, 2020 at 9:44 pm
(November 25, 2020 at 5:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 25, 2020 at 1:59 am)A. Secular Human Wrote: Nah.  I'd rather see him drive a Penske truck under the (formerly) 11 foot 8 bridge...with the whole fucking extended family standing on a platform inside with their heads touching the ceiling.

Oops!  Did I say that out loud?

http://11foot8.com/

Nah.

I'd like to see him on a plane being deported to Russia.

As an aside, how long do you think it will be before his wife files for divorce?

The over-under in these parts (So. CA) is 90 days... Truce
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 26, 2020 at 1:47 am
If you are in mood for some gay romance here's a video for you

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 27, 2020 at 2:11 pm
[Image: 127227981_509140750044944_53864958488219...e=5FE80D10]

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 4:25 am (This post was last modified: November 28, 2020 at 4:25 am by ignoramus.)
I thought I'd try my hand and see if I can get my artistic juices flowing Dunno


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 6:28 am
[Image: 127525310_509509646674721_86354713777892...e=5FE82BE1]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 6:51 am
No it isn't.


It is a visual representation of a rock..





Bwaaaahahahaha
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 10:10 am
^ I'm reminded of my text for physical electronics I took at uni. There's discussion about schematic symbols in the first chapter. It shows the schematic symbol for a resistor, and then a picture of a resistor, with the caption below it, "a real resistor". Of course, I wrote in the text, below the picture, the additional words, "picture of". Big Grin
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 2:07 pm
Some say that science and religion don't mix.

That's not true.

Without DNA many priests wouldn't have been caught.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 28, 2020 at 4:37 pm
(November 28, 2020 at 6:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 127525310_509509646674721_86354713777892...e=5FE82BE1]

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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