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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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For anyone wondering what it's like to drink car battery fluid, this is a close approximation:

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(August 16, 2021 at 5:15 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: For anyone wondering what it's like to drink car battery fluid, this is a close approximation:

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True. Except battery acid doesn' t have the nasty after taste...
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If you ever feel useless, just remember USA took 4 Presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollar and 20 years to replace Taliban with Taliban.
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Oi, Valk - Saw this, thought of you.  Heart




Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(August 17, 2021 at 4:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Oi, Valk - Saw this, thought of you.  Heart




Boru

Buddha was kinda wise for a wimpy, liberal, pacifist.
Dying to live, living to die.
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(August 17, 2021 at 6:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 17, 2021 at 4:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Oi, Valk - Saw this, thought of you.  Heart




Boru

Buddha was kinda wise for a wimpy, liberal, pacifist.

You left out ‘socialist’.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
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Just read a memory that was reposted by a lady from my hometown who is in her 80s. It recounted a conversation about 9 years ago between her and her husband. They were discussing his medical care, doctors, and needs at the time. The conversation worked around to...did he know who her doctor was...he thought a while and said, "Well, Dr. F is gone."

Dr. F. was my dad and he was a veterinarian.

I so wish we were still going back home...I wanted to see her so much. She tells the best stories.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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(August 16, 2021 at 5:18 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 16, 2021 at 5:15 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: For anyone wondering what it's like to drink car battery fluid, this is a close approximation:

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True. Except battery acid doesn' t have the nasty after taste...

'cause you're tongue is gone...

Oh...wait...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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