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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Truely a foot long......
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(March 18, 2022 at 7:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The eternal search for the perfect man...




Right, girls?
Bottom left on the table
"Change was inevitable"


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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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Just remembered this guy who got banned from Magic Gathering tournaments for posing next to buttcracks

[Image: Crack.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(March 21, 2022 at 10:40 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Just remembered this guy who got banned from Magic Gathering tournaments for posing next to buttcracks

[Image: Crack.jpg]

Kinda weird that they banned him and not the possessors of the butt cracks. I mean, ‘Pull up your trousers or get out’ seems like the way to go.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(March 21, 2022 at 10:40 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Just remembered this guy who got banned from Magic Gathering tournaments for posing next to buttcracks

[Image: Crack.jpg]


I didn't realize that Magic the Gathering was such a "thing" with plumbers!


(March 20, 2022 at 11:03 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Family.jpg]

Does he count by stomping his foot?
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(March 21, 2022 at 2:41 am)Helios Wrote:
(March 18, 2022 at 7:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The eternal search for the perfect man...




Right, girls?
Bottom left on the table

There must be something wrong with me. I see many suitable choices.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(March 21, 2022 at 10:40 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Just remembered this guy who got banned from Magic Gathering tournaments for posing next to buttcracks

[Image: Crack.jpg]

Did he really get banned for that shit? I'm a huge mtg fan and I wasn't in the slightest offended by this. It was on point and fucking hilarious. 

It even gets passed around on mtg forums as a recurring joke... I mean mtg players are by and large capable of poking fun at themselves after all. I never heard the guy got banned for the stunt.
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Yeah, he got six months ban.

https://time.com/20074/player-exposes-ma...-up-to-be/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(March 22, 2022 at 6:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, he got six months ban.

https://time.com/20074/player-exposes-ma...-up-to-be/

That's bullshit. I disagree with his being banned.
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