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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 18, 2022 at 6:11 pm
(March 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm)Fireball Wrote: (March 16, 2022 at 12:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: He’s not called ‘The Progressively Darker Knight’ for nothing.
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When I was a kid, we didn't get the TV channel that broadcast Batman. I saw it occasionally at a friend's house. I have to ask what the actual fuck it is with TV that the screen is so dark that one can't tell what is going on. Don't get me wrong- I watch maybe 2 hours a month, essentially while walking through the room while my wife is watching- but the picture is so dark that I can't even tell what is going on. 
I *really* miss the "BAM!", "BIFF!", and "POW!", from the original.
WTF does "BIFF!" mean, anyway?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 18, 2022 at 6:44 pm
(March 18, 2022 at 6:11 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (March 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm)Fireball Wrote: When I was a kid, we didn't get the TV channel that broadcast Batman. I saw it occasionally at a friend's house. I have to ask what the actual fuck it is with TV that the screen is so dark that one can't tell what is going on. Don't get me wrong- I watch maybe 2 hours a month, essentially while walking through the room while my wife is watching- but the picture is so dark that I can't even tell what is going on.
I *really* miss the "BAM!", "BIFF!", and "POW!", from the original.
WTF does "BIFF!" mean, anyway?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 18, 2022 at 7:28 pm
The eternal search for the perfect man...
Right, girls?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 18, 2022 at 7:32 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 19, 2022 at 2:41 pm
Ah, what is more uplifting than love? So here you go: Anna Nicole Smith with her husband in 1995
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 19, 2022 at 7:31 pm
(March 19, 2022 at 2:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ah, what is more uplifting than love? So here you go: Anna Nicole Smith with her husband in 1995
Reminds me of the guy that had been alone, lonely, and unloved his entire life.
Then he won $20 million.
Two days later he found the love of his life.
What a lucky councidence...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 20, 2022 at 4:35 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 20, 2022 at 8:37 am
(March 18, 2022 at 6:44 pm)Fireball Wrote: (March 18, 2022 at 6:11 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I *really* miss the "BAM!", "BIFF!", and "POW!", from the original.
WTF does "BIFF!" mean, anyway?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 20, 2022 at 5:20 pm
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(March 18, 2022 at 6:44 pm)Fireball Wrote: (March 18, 2022 at 6:11 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I *really* miss the "BAM!", "BIFF!", and "POW!", from the original.
WTF does "BIFF!" mean, anyway?
To hit.
I guess I need to work on my foley terms.
(March 19, 2022 at 2:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ah, what is more uplifting than love? So here you go: Anna Nicole Smith with her husband in 1995
Was that the year...or his age?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 20, 2022 at 11:03 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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