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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 10, 2024 at 11:45 am
(February 10, 2024 at 7:39 am)GUBU Wrote:
(February 10, 2024 at 6:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When asked about the replacement roundabout recently unveiled for the Aberdeen A90/A96 motorway interchange, designer Cthulhu MacIntosh could not be found for comment.

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Turns out he was horribly embarrassed by building his masterpiece in a part of the world where cars have a density of of 0.0003 per million people.

That’d be funny if it were true.

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February 10, 2024 at 9:50 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 11, 2024 at 4:52 am
I woke up this morning and swore I'd give up drinking, swearing, and that I'd exercise more.



But that was twelve hours ago, when I was younger and full of hope.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 11, 2024 at 5:05 am
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February 11, 2024 at 1:45 pm
A local Facebook page asked people to vote for who they think will win the Super Bowl tonight.

First comment: I heard that Taylor Swift's boyfriend will be playing football at an Usher concert.
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 11, 2024 at 2:59 pm
The only thing I know about the people mentioned and the super bowl is, I know the score before it even starts.


If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 11, 2024 at 3:18 pm
So will Taylor Swift sing the anthem?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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February 11, 2024 at 3:21 pm
(February 11, 2024 at 3:18 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: So will Taylor Swift sing the anthem?

Nope, I think Reba is.
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 12, 2024 at 3:49 am
Like this if you get the reference.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 12, 2024 at 3:56 am
(February 11, 2024 at 3:21 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(February 11, 2024 at 3:18 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: So will Taylor Swift sing the anthem?

Nope, I think Reba is.

They should have gotten Thom Yorke to sing it.


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