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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 24, 2024 at 3:43 pm
^Ouch. Funny, but…ouch.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 25, 2024 at 11:28 am
I search Google images for ‘Goth chicks’. Imagine my disappointment.

[Image: 10th%204%2087]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 25, 2024 at 11:30 am
(February 25, 2024 at 11:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I search Google images for ‘Goth chicks’. Imagine my disappointment.

[Image: 10th%204%2087]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 25, 2024 at 3:11 pm
Apparently, someone asked ChatGPT to do some math for them. I don't know what they tried to get it to solve, but apparently, they ended up with a halfway decent ripoff of the lyrics to "The Waters of March."

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 26, 2024 at 5:11 am
Her: You seem upset. What's wrong?

Me: You said you don't love me anymore.

Her: No, what I said was you can't trick out our fridge to make it look like a TARDIS.

Me: THAT'S THE SAME THING!!!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 26, 2024 at 5:41 pm
[Image: themystery.png]
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 26, 2024 at 7:12 pm
No wonder babies start out as batter and have to be baked in the oven.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 27, 2024 at 7:42 pm
(February 26, 2024 at 5:41 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: [Image: themystery.png]

I knew it!  The folks that wrote the game Portal got it right...

...The Cake is a Lie.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 27, 2024 at 7:44 pm
(February 26, 2024 at 7:12 pm)no one Wrote: No wonder babies start out as batter and have to be baked in the oven.

If the Christian Nationalists get their way, every time a dude wanks, he will be charged with 50,000,000 murders.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 29, 2024 at 1:20 pm
Richard Lewis on Candid Camera



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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