Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm

(July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(July 22, 2015 at 5:50 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: By the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful say he is God, one.
God is Hollow.
He begets not, nor is begotten.
And there is none that is his match.

The FSM would kick Allah's ass in a dark alley. Or a brightly lit street.

Any place any time Allah! You call it!

The FSM is waiting patiently...

How would it do that when it's not one and hollow (sheer existence), but consists of multiplicity, and hence is not ultimate life and it's power is not ultimate perfection. Clearly God would destroy FSM with no problem.

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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Rampant.A.I. - April 2, 2014 at 9:07 pm

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm

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