Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

July 23, 2015 at 10:33 am

(July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:
(July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: The FSM would kick Allah's ass in a dark alley. Or a brightly lit street.

Any place any time Allah! You call it!

The FSM is waiting patiently...
How would it do that when it's not one and hollow (sheer existence), but consists of multiplicity, and hence is not ultimate life and it's power is not ultimate perfection. Clearly God would destroy FSM with no problem.

No way Jose. Just like Superman would kick Batman's ass day or night. He's the Man of Steel! The FSM is the God of Pasta!

Same with the FSM - boilable, long-term storage, nutritious, suitable for a variety of sauces. A bit high on the glycemic index for those that worry about such things.

But let's round up Allah and the FSM and let them duke it out on pay per view. I'd watch that.

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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Rampant.A.I. - April 2, 2014 at 9:07 pm

Re: RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by KUSA - April 2, 2014 at 9:14 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Chad32 - April 2, 2014 at 9:22 pm

Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Rampant.A.I. - April 2, 2014 at 9:29 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Chad32 - April 2, 2014 at 10:06 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 2, 2014 at 9:36 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by max-greece - April 3, 2014 at 4:57 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Tonus - April 3, 2014 at 1:56 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by The Valkyrie - April 2, 2014 at 9:41 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ShaMan - April 2, 2014 at 10:03 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Jacob(smooth) - April 3, 2014 at 3:59 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Alex K - April 3, 2014 at 4:07 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Justtristo - April 3, 2014 at 2:02 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 3, 2014 at 2:20 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Alex K - April 3, 2014 at 3:05 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Mothonis - April 3, 2014 at 6:33 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by smax - April 3, 2014 at 3:14 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by archangle - April 3, 2014 at 8:06 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 3, 2014 at 1:36 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Fromper - April 3, 2014 at 1:48 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 3, 2014 at 2:47 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 4:15 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Chas - April 3, 2014 at 2:40 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by IanHulett - July 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 5:51 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by IanHulett - July 24, 2015 at 3:03 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 24, 2015 at 3:19 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by IanHulett - July 24, 2015 at 3:54 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Spooky - July 22, 2015 at 12:52 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 22, 2015 at 12:57 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Iroscato - July 22, 2015 at 1:02 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Whateverist - July 22, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Crossless1 - July 22, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by CapnAwesome - July 22, 2015 at 1:05 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Spooky - July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by CapnAwesome - July 22, 2015 at 1:13 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 22, 2015 at 1:23 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Whateverist - July 22, 2015 at 1:40 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by MysticKnight - July 22, 2015 at 5:50 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Iroscato - July 22, 2015 at 5:55 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by MysticKnight - July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Salacious B. Crumb - July 22, 2015 at 10:06 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 22, 2015 at 10:32 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 23, 2015 at 10:33 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Longhorn - July 24, 2015 at 5:06 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by The Valkyrie - July 22, 2015 at 10:23 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ignoramus - July 23, 2015 at 1:29 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by robvalue - July 23, 2015 at 1:16 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 23, 2015 at 2:05 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by SteelCurtain - July 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 23, 2015 at 2:49 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Athene - July 24, 2015 at 2:43 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ignoramus - July 24, 2015 at 5:58 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 24, 2015 at 1:40 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 24, 2015 at 2:44 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 24, 2015 at 2:51 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 24, 2015 at 2:55 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 24, 2015 at 5:02 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 24, 2015 at 4:15 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by IanHulett - July 24, 2015 at 4:20 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ignoramus - July 25, 2015 at 3:02 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by robvalue - July 25, 2015 at 5:40 am

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