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RE: Ask a Corrections Officer
July 23, 2015 at 7:53 pm
(July 23, 2015 at 7:15 pm)InsomniacMike486 Wrote: My favorite memory is the time I had a kid swallow meth in my intake lobby before anybody could search him. It caused him to have a massive seizure and we had to group tackle him to stop his head from slamming into a wall. I had to be sent out with him in the ambulance. When the EMT cut his shirt off we saw that he had a really crappily done tattoo of the Superman Crest on his chest. When he started coming around and opened his eyes at us I went "Hey Superman. You swallow some Kyrptonite today?" We all shared a laugh. Not him though, he had to be paralyzed and hooked up to a breathing machine.


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Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - July 23, 2015 at 5:32 am
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by ignoramus - July 23, 2015 at 5:36 am
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - July 23, 2015 at 4:32 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 6:33 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by BrokenQuill92 - July 23, 2015 at 6:10 am
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Whateverist - July 23, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by brewer - July 23, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Chad32 - July 23, 2015 at 1:48 pm
Ask a Corrections Officer - by KUSA - July 23, 2015 at 2:08 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Excited Penguin - July 23, 2015 at 2:53 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - July 23, 2015 at 5:45 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 3:04 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - July 23, 2015 at 5:55 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Napoléon - July 23, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Minimalist - July 23, 2015 at 3:44 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by c172 - July 23, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Whateverist - July 23, 2015 at 3:49 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by robvalue - July 23, 2015 at 3:53 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Napoléon - July 23, 2015 at 4:11 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Longhorn - July 23, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - July 23, 2015 at 6:20 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by abaris - August 1, 2015 at 7:21 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Pyrrho - August 1, 2015 at 7:57 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by abaris - August 1, 2015 at 8:44 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by brewer - July 23, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Minimalist - July 23, 2015 at 6:16 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - July 23, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by brewer - July 23, 2015 at 6:21 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 6:46 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by brewer - July 23, 2015 at 6:54 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - July 23, 2015 at 7:15 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Excited Penguin - July 23, 2015 at 7:53 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - July 23, 2015 at 8:37 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 9:35 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - July 23, 2015 at 9:58 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - July 23, 2015 at 6:56 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Excited Penguin - July 23, 2015 at 7:13 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by brewer - July 23, 2015 at 8:00 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Chad32 - July 23, 2015 at 8:15 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Chad32 - July 23, 2015 at 9:02 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by robvalue - July 24, 2015 at 1:51 am
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Salacious B. Crumb - July 30, 2015 at 8:35 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - August 1, 2015 at 6:55 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by Minimalist - August 3, 2015 at 11:09 pm
RE: Ask a Corrections Officer - by InsomniacMike486 - August 3, 2015 at 11:05 pm

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