From now one I declare the official institution of the church of Elvis Presley - The core doctrine consists in the belief that Elvis was the prophet sent by God and his holy songs constitute the final revelation of all absolute truth. Everyone who insults the prophet or his songs will be arrested for hate speech, and I will be knocking on people's doors and playing his music to convert the unfaithful to the one true faith.
I thereby request the right to listen to his music all day long even if completely impractical or awkward scenarios because it is my religious right to do so.
I thereby request the right to listen to his music all day long even if completely impractical or awkward scenarios because it is my religious right to do so.
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
