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Tell Me Again How Your Bullshit Is Spreading in Africa, Xtians!
July 21, 2018 at 11:48 am
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44911913
Quote:Ethiopian 'prophet' arrested after trying to resurrect corpse
Quote:Residents in the small western town of Galilee, in the Oromia region, said Mr Getayawkal first went to the bereaved family and told them the story of Lazarus - who according to the New Testament was brought back to life by Jesus.
They then appear to have agreed to dig up Mr Belay.
After the failed resurrection, several members of the family fainted on the spot while others became angry and started beating Mr Getayawkal - at which point police arrived and arrested him.
Yeah...jesusism is alive and well!
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RE: Tell Me Again How Your Bullshit Is Spreading in Africa, Xtians!
July 21, 2018 at 2:32 pm
(July 21, 2018 at 11:48 am)Minimalist Wrote: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44911913
Quote:Ethiopian 'prophet' arrested after trying to resurrect corpse
Quote:Residents in the small western town of Galilee, in the Oromia region, said Mr Getayawkal first went to the bereaved family and told them the story of Lazarus - who according to the New Testament was brought back to life by Jesus.
They then appear to have agreed to dig up Mr Belay.
After the failed resurrection, several members of the family fainted on the spot while others became angry and started beating Mr Getayawkal - at which point police arrived and arrested him.
Yeah...jesusism is alive and well!
The Bible teaches us to imitate Jesus. So the man was right...
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Do they have a law against resurrecting people?
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RE: Tell Me Again How Your Bullshit Is Spreading in Africa, Xtians!
July 21, 2018 at 3:01 pm
(July 21, 2018 at 2:32 pm)Graufreud Wrote: Do they have a law against resurrecting people?
Do you honestly believe that bringing dead people (not clinically dead, but actually dead) back to life happens in the real world?
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RE: Tell Me Again How Your Bullshit Is Spreading in Africa, Xtians!
July 21, 2018 at 3:12 pm
(July 21, 2018 at 11:48 am)Minimalist Wrote: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44911913
Quote:Ethiopian 'prophet' arrested after trying to resurrect corpse
Quote:Residents in the small western town of Galilee, in the Oromia region, said Mr Getayawkal first went to the bereaved family and told them the story of Lazarus - who according to the New Testament was brought back to life by Jesus.
They then appear to have agreed to dig up Mr Belay.
After the failed resurrection, several members of the family fainted on the spot while others became angry and started beating Mr Getayawkal - at which point police arrived and arrested him.
Yeah...jesusism is alive and well!
John 5:19
Quote:Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son can do nothing of himself, but what he seeth the Father do: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son likewise.
In other words, Jesus only preformed miracles when he was instructed or had permission to do so.
When Lazarus was sick, Jesus was called to come heal him, but he never went. It wasn't until 4 days after his death did he go to Lazarus.
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RE: Tell Me Again How Your Bullshit Is Spreading in Africa, Xtians!
July 21, 2018 at 3:24 pm
(July 21, 2018 at 3:01 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: (July 21, 2018 at 2:32 pm)Graufreud Wrote: Do they have a law against resurrecting people?
Do you honestly believe that bringing dead people (not clinically dead, but actually dead) back to life happens in the real world?
Come on man, if donkeys talk and virgins get pregnant, then dead people can come back to life. Besides, I have seen it in a movie, so it must be true.
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RE: Tell Me Again How Your Bullshit Is Spreading in Africa, Xtians!
July 21, 2018 at 4:20 pm
"Lazarus" is as phony as your fucking godboy, Huggy.
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RE: Tell Me Again How Your Bullshit Is Spreading in Africa, Xtians!
July 21, 2018 at 5:33 pm
(July 21, 2018 at 2:32 pm)Graufreud Wrote: The Bible teaches us to imitate Jesus.
Have you given all your stuff away yet?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Tell Me Again How Your Bullshit Is Spreading in Africa, Xtians!
July 21, 2018 at 5:52 pm
(July 21, 2018 at 5:33 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (July 21, 2018 at 2:32 pm)Graufreud Wrote: The Bible teaches us to imitate Jesus.
Have you given all your stuff away yet?
Not yet. But I was a carpenter, rode a donkey, and I reached the partying with sinners stage.
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RE: Tell Me Again How Your Bullshit Is Spreading in Africa, Xtians!
July 21, 2018 at 8:09 pm
(July 21, 2018 at 5:52 pm)Graufreud Wrote: (July 21, 2018 at 5:33 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Have you given all your stuff away yet?
Not yet. But I was a carpenter, rode a donkey, and I reached the partying with sinners stage.
Sounds like it's time to get busy then. By the look of things the end times are just around the corner. Don't want to get caught with your Gucci pants on.
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RE: Tell Me Again How Your Bullshit Is Spreading in Africa, Xtians!
July 21, 2018 at 8:42 pm
This guy should really lay off the drugs.
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