Can't we all just agree to let Rikky have the last word, pat him on the head, give him his bottle and then hope he settles for his nap? The only difference between this thread and pissing into the wind is that here we get sprayed with his piss instead of our own.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'