(July 25, 2015 at 3:01 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: He doesn't write, doesn't call....and still gets pissed if you forget his birthday. That's not the kind of imaginary friend a nice person could dream up. Just saying.
At least my imaginary friend tells me how good I am, how attractive to women etc and only occasionally wants me to go out and strangle people. He can be so naughty sometimes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
