Proving The Resurrection By the Minimal Facts Approach

[Rahul]

According to the biblical fairy tale they used to like being counted but then they got a phobia about it.

I suppose it's a good thing the Nazis didn't just rely on the census to find the Jews. They also used tax returns, synagogue membership lists, mandatory police registration forms, questioning of relatives/neighbors/officials, etc.

One thing you can never accuse the Germans of being is inefficient. They maintained impeccable records of every Jew they killed with their name, date of birth, country of origin, date of capture, and date of execution.