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Proving The Resurrection By the Minimal Facts Approach
RE: Proving The Resurrection By the Minimal Facts Approach
(July 26, 2015 at 2:07 am)Cato Wrote:
(July 26, 2015 at 1:53 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: I don't know why you are getting so worked up over this issue.  It's the same thing that happened in the biblical fairy tale when the God character told the Israelites to go forth, rape, pillage, and slaughter.  Except the Nazis didn't rape the baby virgins and make them marry them.  So that's a step up, right?  The Nazis were more moral than the Israelites, at least on that score.     

Maybe God told the Nazis to do what they did.  He does work in mysterious ways I've been told.  Now imagine everyone all together on Judgment Day after they've been resurrected and God tells them what a good job they all did following his commands to slaughter each other.      Remember, when Jesus returns everyone dies.  And since they were all religious their deaths added to the magic number that have to die before Jesus returns and kills everything.  So chill, and apply it to your Bible studies.

Okay, how much is Randy paying you for the nuclear deflection?

(In fairness, despite severe disagreements with Randy on damn near everything I cannot associate Randy with this level of intellectual depravity.)
The WWII events followed the biblical fairy tale scene for scene.  So if people believe in the Bible why would they get all bent out of shape over events that happened in WWII?  It was like a resurrection. Besides, if anyone actually suffered just remember that the more God loves you the more severe he beats you.  It's all biblical.  And look at what happened in real life.  The displaced Jews got a ton of sympathy which enabled them to flood into Palestine and steal it once more just like they did in the Old Testament.  They even stole Jerusalem again just like they did from the Jebusites.  It's just like the First Commandment from Exodus 34:10-16 all over.  So isn't that a real life example of a resurrection?  Or do you expect zombies?   

Randy might be on to something. 

Now don't forget about Zephaniah and how God swears that he's going to kill everything in the area including bugs, birds, and fish.  It'll be a real sight to see the resurrection he has planned after that.
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RE: Proving The Resurrection By the Minimal Facts Approach - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 26, 2015 at 3:21 am

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