Has Science done away with a need for God?

[Whateverist]

No, no. The creator was just so clever that He set it all up so that shit would just evolve on its own, right after the chemicals succeeded in combining into complex and ultimately biological forms. Here too He showed enormous restraint in just setting it up so that the usual conditions on plenty of planets would go all biological just the way iron goes to rust. For a while, He debated setting the galactic thermostat so as to maximize the production of life. But then He thought, "hmmm wonder what will happen if I just leave shit alone?" And wonder of wonder, it turned out biological shit just happens, and He saw that it was good. But then he got engrossed in crystal formation and lost all interest in tracking how often any of us masturbates.