Options for origin of universe

[Alex K]

For example, the combination of words "the creation of time", is quite meaningless by default, so one has to be careful not to write an invalid question.

On the contrary. The universe is expanding at an ever faster rate which means that something must be entering the universe pushing it apart.

No. If you would like to know how this works in relativity I'm happy to elaborate, but nothing needs to enter or push into anything.

But if there is no outside of the universe then whatever is pushing the universe apart must be created within it from nothing.  

That's first of all not true, but also has little to do with my original quote

I therefore firmly believe that meetings at work go slowly because time is literally being created.

Stretched maybe

Being the centre of the universe we're at the heart of the influx so time is slowing down for us, but consequently it looks like the edges of the universe are expanding faster.

Actually, that could be the fault of some new form of dark energy

This hastens the heat death of the universe and if we don't cut down on meetings, boring lectures and dead end jobs then we'll soon find our very own atoms ripped apart in a heat death.

By sitting bored at my desk at work and typing this post I am literally polluting the space-time continuum.

Raising entropy for no reason since 19**