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The Universe
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The Universe
Now, I don't care what school you graduated from a which guru you follow but I swear the universe is flat! Razz
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#2
RE: The Universe
Oh, you.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: The Universe
Honestly, this shouldn’t be in the science forum.
Also, I thought you were gone forever but I was wrong.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#4
RE: The Universe
(June 23, 2019 at 9:19 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Oh, you.
Hello!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#5
RE: The Universe
(June 23, 2019 at 9:20 pm)Losty Wrote: Honestly, this shouldn’t be in the science forum.
Also, I though you were gone forever but I was wrong.

Wishful thinking. I can tell from your current avatar that the world is not flat.
I never thought I'd live long enough to become a grumpy old bastard. Here I am, killing it!
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#6
RE: The Universe
It's curvy flat-ish. 

With occasional dimples.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#7
RE: The Universe
Nobody knows what the shape of the universe is. Our observable patch looks flat. That's all we know.
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#8
RE: The Universe
Ever seen a turtle? Their backs are curved. Therefore the universe is curved.
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#9
RE: The Universe
I've always thought of it as tall and narrow.




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RE: The Universe
(June 24, 2019 at 7:29 am)Little lunch Wrote: I've always thought of it as tall and narrow.

And deep. Really really deep.
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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