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The Universe
June 23, 2019 at 9:02 pm
(This post was last modified: June 23, 2019 at 9:04 pm by Haipule.)
Now, I don't care what school you graduated from a which guru you follow but I swear the universe is flat!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: The Universe
June 23, 2019 at 9:19 pm
Oh, you.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
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RE: The Universe
June 23, 2019 at 9:20 pm
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2019 at 3:15 am by Losty.)
Honestly, this shouldn’t be in the science forum.
Also, I thought you were gone forever but I was wrong.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: The Universe
June 23, 2019 at 9:35 pm
(June 23, 2019 at 9:19 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Oh, you.
Hello!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: The Universe
June 23, 2019 at 10:40 pm
(June 23, 2019 at 9:20 pm)Losty Wrote: Honestly, this shouldn’t be in the science forum.
Also, I though you were gone forever but I was wrong.
Wishful thinking. I can tell from your current avatar that the world is not flat.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: The Universe
June 23, 2019 at 10:46 pm
It's curvy flat-ish.
With occasional dimples.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: The Universe
June 23, 2019 at 11:07 pm
Nobody knows what the shape of the universe is. Our observable patch looks flat. That's all we know.
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RE: The Universe
June 24, 2019 at 5:44 am
Ever seen a turtle? Their backs are curved. Therefore the universe is curved.
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RE: The Universe
June 24, 2019 at 7:29 am
I've always thought of it as tall and narrow.
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