(August 4, 2015 at 1:35 pm)Nope Wrote:(August 4, 2015 at 1:31 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Wouldn't be this 'un, would it?
http://lubbockonline.com/interact/blog-p...-suspended
Because I know someone will fall for the Newsnerd story
Quote:There is no school here named Plainview Middle School, as far as I know there is not a student by that name, and I can say with great assurance we would never suspend a child for reading a Bible," Director of Communications Jan Seago -- who so graciously responded to my email while on vacation -- said Monday.
According to The News Nerd website, "The stories posted on The NewsNerd are for entertainment purposes only. The stories may mimic articles found in the headlines, but rest assured they are purely satirical."
Yes, thank you for ruining that for me.

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