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At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 7:13 am
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There's laying on of hands and then there's this...
Bishop claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands
Quote:Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has been filmed performing a ritual where he moves around a room full of men, grabbing them each by the crotch.
In some cases, he will keep hold of their penises and give them a little shake.
I think he took the bit about thy rod and staff comforting him a mite literally.
And in case you ladies are feeling left out, he stole my idea:
Quote:Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.
The aphorism is true - once you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 7:18 am
Success victim?
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 7:24 am
Hey, it's Buster Gonad!
Or a tiny man...
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 9:44 am
(October 16, 2017 at 7:13 am)Cyberman Wrote: There's laying on of hands and then there's this...
Bishop claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands Finally, a believable claim.
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 11:09 am
(October 16, 2017 at 9:44 am)Khemikal Wrote: (October 16, 2017 at 7:13 am)Cyberman Wrote: There's laying on of hands and then there's this...
Bishop claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands Finally, a believable claim.
Well, for me personally, I think I'd need the virgin mary.
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 12:01 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 11:09 am)mh.brewer Wrote: (October 16, 2017 at 9:44 am)Khemikal Wrote: Finally, a believable claim.
Well, for me personally, I think I'd need the virgin mary.
I'd rather have her more experienced cousin.
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 12:37 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 12:01 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: (October 16, 2017 at 11:09 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Well, for me personally, I think I'd need the virgin mary.
I'd rather have her more experienced cousin.
Don't be fooled. There is no way she was a virgin.
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 1:19 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 7:18 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Success victim?
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 1:38 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 7:13 am)Cyberman Wrote: There's laying on of hands and then there's this...
Bishop claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands
Quote:Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has been filmed performing a ritual where he moves around a room full of men, grabbing them each by the crotch.
In some cases, he will keep hold of their penises and give them a little shake.
I think he took the bit about thy rod and staff comforting him a mite literally.
And in case you ladies are feeling left out, he stole my idea:
Quote:Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.
The aphorism is true - once you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
LOLLLLLLLLLL
So this is what closet homosexuals do when they read the Bible and it teaches them they're not allowed to be gay. They subconsciously convince themselves that they're not being gay when they jack men off.
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RE: At least it's not little boys for once
October 16, 2017 at 4:12 pm
Is it wrong to wonder why no woman wants their vagina enlarged?
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