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Heaven is full of tapeworms
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RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms
August 10, 2015 at 10:37 am (This post was last modified: August 10, 2015 at 10:39 am by vorlon13.)
You have to be a son of Adam, have a soul (implants with the first successful breath at the conclusion of gestation), and be one of the 'lucky' 144,000.

I'd advise most of you to not get your hopes up . . .
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Heaven is full of tapeworms

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Heaven is full of tapeworms - by Brakeman - August 9, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by uniquepegasister - August 9, 2015 at 12:41 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by brewer - August 9, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by Brakeman - August 9, 2015 at 3:17 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by Whateverist - August 9, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by uniquepegasister - August 9, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by brewer - August 9, 2015 at 3:42 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by uniquepegasister - August 9, 2015 at 4:22 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by brewer - August 10, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by vorlon13 - August 10, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by orangebox21 - August 10, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 11, 2015 at 5:22 pm
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by orangebox21 - August 12, 2015 at 8:38 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 12, 2015 at 11:59 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by orangebox21 - August 13, 2015 at 10:23 am
RE: Heaven is full of tapeworms - by CapnAwesome - August 11, 2015 at 6:26 pm

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