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If You Were An Atheist
ErGingerbreadMandude Offline
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RE: If You Were An Atheist
August 14, 2015 at 11:31 am (This post was last modified: August 14, 2015 at 11:35 am by ErGingerbreadMandude.)
(August 14, 2015 at 11:13 am)alpha male Wrote:
(August 14, 2015 at 10:15 am)pool Wrote: Sure,why not.

It happened 2 days ago,God came into my dreams.Turns out i'm related to one of his disciples.He wouldn't tell me who though,he said that through time i will find out.He told me that i was one of the few special people that he has chosen to communicate with things regarding his few "tweaks" to his older rules.He told me that he wanted me to tell his followers the "updated" rules.Strangely he was okay with me being an Ignostic,he said that it was my path,that i would encounter something in the future that will change my faith in him completely.

So anyway,i've just told you what God wanted me to tell you.He told me that i would encounter a person named "alpha male" in my newly joined Atheist forum(atheistforums.org),i was actually waiting for you.Now that i've told you and shared my knowledge of the God Almighty,i'm finally at peace.
I am however given the task of spreading the knowledge as fast as i can though,so my job isn't entirely complete.I advice you to propagate the knowledge i just handed over to you as he told me that whoever doesn't comply with his request will face eternal damnation.

~May the God Almighty be with you!

OK, you're off my take seriously list.  Smile

I wonder why Christianity is still on your take seriously list. Smile
I basically did what Bible did.You choose to disbelieve me using your reasoning ability but chooses to believe in Bible blindly.
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If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 13, 2015 at 1:19 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Homeless Nutter - August 13, 2015 at 1:22 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Whateverist - August 13, 2015 at 1:52 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by ignoramus - August 13, 2015 at 1:59 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 13, 2015 at 2:02 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Nope - August 13, 2015 at 4:28 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Thumpalumpacus - August 14, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Lemonvariable72 - August 13, 2015 at 2:36 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Rhondazvous - August 14, 2015 at 3:54 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Nope - August 14, 2015 at 4:28 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Longhorn - August 13, 2015 at 3:01 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 13, 2015 at 6:21 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Iroscato - August 13, 2015 at 6:30 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Nay_Sayer - August 15, 2015 at 12:43 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 13, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 13, 2015 at 9:04 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Faith No More - August 13, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by TubbyTubby - August 13, 2015 at 1:40 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 6:07 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 14, 2015 at 6:21 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 8:07 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 14, 2015 at 8:13 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 9:46 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 14, 2015 at 10:15 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 11:13 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 14, 2015 at 11:31 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Longhorn - August 14, 2015 at 11:34 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 14, 2015 at 12:16 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Nope - August 14, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Thumpalumpacus - August 14, 2015 at 1:35 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Pyrrho - August 14, 2015 at 1:48 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 2:47 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 14, 2015 at 2:51 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 2:55 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 14, 2015 at 3:17 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 14, 2015 at 2:55 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 2:59 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Nope - August 14, 2015 at 4:26 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Rhondazvous - August 14, 2015 at 7:00 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Pyrrho - August 14, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 7:32 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 14, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Pyrrho - August 15, 2015 at 12:24 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by robvalue - August 14, 2015 at 9:21 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Thumpalumpacus - August 14, 2015 at 1:36 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by robvalue - August 14, 2015 at 10:17 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Kingpin - August 14, 2015 at 10:39 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Homeless Nutter - August 14, 2015 at 11:05 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Nope - August 14, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Pyrrho - August 14, 2015 at 1:13 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Kingpin - August 14, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Pyrrho - August 14, 2015 at 2:41 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Thumpalumpacus - August 14, 2015 at 1:42 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Thumpalumpacus - August 15, 2015 at 11:37 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Ravenshire - August 21, 2015 at 1:09 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Drich - August 14, 2015 at 11:32 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 12:06 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Longhorn - August 14, 2015 at 12:10 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 14, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 14, 2015 at 3:03 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 14, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 14, 2015 at 3:20 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 14, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by John V - August 15, 2015 at 5:31 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Nope - August 15, 2015 at 7:48 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 18, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Homeless Nutter - August 15, 2015 at 5:49 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Ravenshire - August 21, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Rhondazvous - August 14, 2015 at 4:57 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Silver - August 15, 2015 at 12:28 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by robvalue - August 15, 2015 at 3:48 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by robvalue - August 15, 2015 at 12:26 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 19, 2015 at 5:02 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Pyrrho - August 19, 2015 at 9:32 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Kingpin - August 19, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 19, 2015 at 7:26 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Homeless Nutter - August 19, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by downbeatplumb - August 28, 2015 at 11:10 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Kingpin - August 28, 2015 at 11:17 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Kingpin - August 28, 2015 at 11:45 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 11:50 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by downbeatplumb - August 28, 2015 at 12:06 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Whateverist - August 19, 2015 at 9:58 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Kingpin - August 19, 2015 at 10:09 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Ayen - August 19, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Whateverist - August 19, 2015 at 10:44 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Kingpin - August 19, 2015 at 10:56 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Whateverist - August 19, 2015 at 3:28 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Kingpin - August 19, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Iroscato - August 25, 2015 at 9:02 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Whateverist - August 25, 2015 at 8:28 pm
If You Were An Atheist - by Kingpin - August 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 19, 2015 at 8:44 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Whateverist - August 21, 2015 at 12:17 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Pyrrho - August 19, 2015 at 9:44 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 21, 2015 at 12:54 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Divinity - August 25, 2015 at 2:00 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 25, 2015 at 8:02 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Divinity - August 25, 2015 at 8:26 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Whateverist - August 25, 2015 at 8:30 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 25, 2015 at 9:37 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Divinity - August 27, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Shuffle - August 28, 2015 at 12:53 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 11:08 am
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 9:43 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Crossless1 - August 27, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Crossless1 - August 27, 2015 at 4:58 pm
RE: If You Were An Atheist - by Lemonvariable72 - August 28, 2015 at 12:47 pm

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