(August 18, 2015 at 12:08 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:(August 18, 2015 at 10:20 am)Spooky Wrote: I am an organism like any other. My goal is to drink as much scotch and have as much sex as I can before I wear out.
Average in my family is ~ 75.
It seems that your family wisely paces themselves rather than tries to drink as much scotch as possible all at once. Drinking is like running; there are sprinters and then there are long-distance runners. Just as runners who pace themselves can run further, so, too, can drinkers who pace themselves drink more. I generally drink wine, but I have gone through a few bottles of scotch and hope to go through a few more before I die. Yours is a worthy goal.
I have not drank enough in one sitting that I was unable to drive for about 5 years now.
One doesn't drink good wine, or good scotch simply to be intoxicated.
The other...well I prefer the marathon style

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