RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 6:31 pm
(This post was last modified: August 20, 2015 at 6:32 pm by Lucanus.)
(August 20, 2015 at 1:29 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:(August 20, 2015 at 3:27 am)Neimenovic Wrote: 1 Waffles5. Stuff all the little holes in a waffle with M 'n' Ms and Reeses Pieces.
2 Find someone to pretend like we're dating
3 meet some of the kewl people from here
4 stuff my face with candies while watching cartoons
5 ????
6 profit
6. Diabetes
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."