As a rider to my previous comments, while complaints thus far have been largely irrelevant, this isn't a licence for a free-for-all. Let's make some pretense at keeping the tone up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'