I wonder if his family thinks its too soon to try to contact him?
I'm getting a message now...
"This is that one dude who just died, hello. Hello family....uh...hi. Ok, well, now that I'm on this side of things, I can see that its all bullshit and I'd like to give all those suckers their money back. Turns out I was just talking to myself and/or making shit up (like the guy I'm talking through now)."
What?!?
"Never mind. It was all definitely just tricks. I was a douche. All people who pretend to talk to the dead for prophet are douches."
Now wait just one sec...
"Except this guy. He doesn't want your money. He's cool. Gotta big dick too, ladies. Anyways, that's my message. Bye forever. I don't see a god."
That tickled.
I'm getting a message now...
"This is that one dude who just died, hello. Hello family....uh...hi. Ok, well, now that I'm on this side of things, I can see that its all bullshit and I'd like to give all those suckers their money back. Turns out I was just talking to myself and/or making shit up (like the guy I'm talking through now)."
What?!?
"Never mind. It was all definitely just tricks. I was a douche. All people who pretend to talk to the dead for prophet are douches."
Now wait just one sec...
"Except this guy. He doesn't want your money. He's cool. Gotta big dick too, ladies. Anyways, that's my message. Bye forever. I don't see a god."
That tickled.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
