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What if Satan won?

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What if Satan won?
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RE: What if Satan won?
August 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm
(August 25, 2015 at 12:56 pm)Divinity Wrote: If the Christian Bible were to turn out to be true, we'd all be in some big fucking trouble no matter who won.

On one side we have a megalomaniac who at will wipes out as many people as he feels like on any given day.   If we don't believe in him or follow his rules, he throws us into a lake of fire.  This is the one who supposedly loves us.

On the other side we have a guy who wants to just throw ALL of us into the lake of fire and return to heaven himself.  

So we'd be pretty fucked either way.
Where does it say Satan would want to throw us all into a lake of fire? That fire was Yahweh's idea, and Satan is one of his victims. He'd probably shut it down and let everyone do what they want. Because he's anti dictator. He managed to convice a third of the population of heaven that something was wrong with their Dear Leader, and the rest of the bible pretty much proves him right.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 5:28 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Longhorn - August 23, 2015 at 5:31 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 23, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 9:30 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 9:44 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 10:39 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 11:05 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 6:07 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 3:26 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 3:55 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 4:14 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Thumpalumpacus - August 24, 2015 at 5:02 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 9:45 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 11:43 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 9:59 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 25, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 25, 2015 at 8:58 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 23, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Spooky - August 23, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by The Valkyrie - August 23, 2015 at 9:32 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Little lunch - August 23, 2015 at 11:28 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Longhorn - August 24, 2015 at 4:39 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 24, 2015 at 4:41 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Aoi Magi - August 24, 2015 at 5:16 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 24, 2015 at 6:02 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 7:33 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by MTL - August 24, 2015 at 7:40 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 24, 2015 at 9:29 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Drich - August 24, 2015 at 9:36 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 10:29 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 12:16 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 12:31 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Gawdzilla - August 24, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by orogenicman - August 24, 2015 at 7:37 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 9:36 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by The Valkyrie - August 24, 2015 at 10:03 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Crossless1 - August 25, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by loganonekenobi - August 25, 2015 at 10:19 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Divinity - August 25, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Divinity - August 25, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 3:15 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 2:37 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 9:04 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 26, 2015 at 7:46 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 30, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 3:49 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 30, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 30, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Brian37 - September 2, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Lemonvariable72 - September 2, 2015 at 2:18 pm

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