Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: February 18, 2025, 4:36 am
Atheist Forums › Community › Religion v
What if Satan won?

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
What if Satan won?
Chad32 Offline
The disillusioned
****
Religious Views: Apatheist/Antitheist
Posts: 9176
Threads: 76
Joined: November 21, 2013
Reputation: 40
#59
RE: What if Satan won?
August 25, 2015 at 9:04 pm (This post was last modified: August 25, 2015 at 9:04 pm by Chad32.)
Given that most of the population on the planet is going to hell, i'd say that Satan did a pretty good job at showing Yahweh isn't very good at getting what he wants. Assuming he wanted all of his creation to worship him.

Yes Satan killed Job's children. Yahweh also didn't bring them back to life like everything else. Maybe Satan thought he would do that too. I don't know. That story makes Yahweh out to be pretty psychotic. Letting his most loyal follower be tortured just to see if the worship was sincere. Because destroying the trust in your relationship is worth making sure your follower remains obedient.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Religion v
What if Satan won?

Messages In This Thread
What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 5:28 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Longhorn - August 23, 2015 at 5:31 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 23, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 9:30 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 9:44 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 10:39 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 11:05 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 6:07 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 3:26 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 3:55 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 4:14 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Thumpalumpacus - August 24, 2015 at 5:02 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 9:45 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 11:43 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 9:59 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 25, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 25, 2015 at 8:58 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 23, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Spooky - August 23, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by The Valkyrie - August 23, 2015 at 9:32 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Little lunch - August 23, 2015 at 11:28 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Longhorn - August 24, 2015 at 4:39 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 24, 2015 at 4:41 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Aoi Magi - August 24, 2015 at 5:16 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 24, 2015 at 6:02 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 7:33 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by MTL - August 24, 2015 at 7:40 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 24, 2015 at 9:29 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Drich - August 24, 2015 at 9:36 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 10:29 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 12:16 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 12:31 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Gawdzilla - August 24, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by orogenicman - August 24, 2015 at 7:37 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 9:36 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by The Valkyrie - August 24, 2015 at 10:03 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Crossless1 - August 25, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by loganonekenobi - August 25, 2015 at 10:19 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Divinity - August 25, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Divinity - August 25, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 3:15 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 2:37 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 9:04 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 26, 2015 at 7:46 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 30, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 3:49 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 30, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 30, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Brian37 - September 2, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Lemonvariable72 - September 2, 2015 at 2:18 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Is Satan better than God? Disagreeable 37 4289 January 31, 2022 at 3:37 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  God vs Satan - Bible UniverseCaptain 5 1398 October 17, 2021 at 10:55 am
Last Post: no one
  Satan and Making Mock zwanzig 24 3554 May 21, 2021 at 7:58 pm
Last Post: Fireball
  Santa is an anagram for Satan goombah111 34 6256 January 27, 2017 at 5:33 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Why don't Christians admire/LOVE SATAN instead of the biblical God? ProgrammingGodJordan 18 4337 January 21, 2017 at 8:13 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Why the religious will never admit you won the argument (and why they don't care) Veritas_Vincit 166 26410 June 30, 2016 at 1:00 am
Last Post: vorlon13
  Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible robvalue 120 27270 February 15, 2015 at 5:13 am
Last Post: emilynghiem
Tongue It's Satan who plants the question 'why?' MountainsWinAgain 12 3972 June 20, 2014 at 9:28 am
Last Post: RobbyPants
Lightbulb The Devil aka. Satan God Is Not Gr8 14 5673 February 25, 2014 at 10:48 pm
Last Post: professor
  Day of Satan Gooders1002 8 3535 June 8, 2013 at 7:57 am
Last Post: little_monkey



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)