Atheism the unscientific belief (part one, two, and three)

[Iroscato]

Well, I'd love to be reborn as a dog. Tell me, O Wise Rik, exactly how much a dick do I have to be to be reincarnated as a loveable breed such as a labrador, but not a useless one like a pomeranian? Can you give me a few pointers as to how horrible I should be? Or is there quite a large margin of error?

Why would you think that you have to be horrible to be reborn as a dog?
Even not horrible people can be reborn as animals.
It is all about lowering your consciousness.
Being atheist doesn't mean that you are horrible.
Most atheists are very good people but according to yoga by not following the dharma of life (purpose of life) which is to expand their consciousness act like people who drive a car with the brakes on and therefore
waste this life.
By wasting this life it is unlikely that the one who gave you such a life as a human will continue to give
life as a human.
Why would he-she (God doesn't have sex).
He just put you in the condition to act with the consciousness that you got in order to get the best result.  

Right, cool, let's go with that then. So how much do I have to lower my consciousness in order to be reborn as a lab? Can you give me a rough guideline? Obviously I don't wanna be reborn as a mayfly or something, they literally live a day which is filled with sex and nothing el - wait.

Failing a dog, how can I come back as a mayfly?