I strongly object to these fake cannibals who are called "Christians" bringing disrepute upon honest and real cannibals. There are many reasons to eat people, and not just pretend, the way those ridiculous Christians pretend to be cannibals. Honest cannibalism should not be dragged through the mud just because these stupid and crazy Christians play games and pretend to be cannibals.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.