When she was at uni, my wife moved her bed to the opposite wall. The very first night, she thought she was rolling towards the wall, rolled off the bed and broke her left arm. For me, it's never been quite so extreme, but shortly after furniture is moved, I may get up to go to the jacks in the night and walk straight into a wall.
Boru
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