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Weird brain shenanigans
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RE: Weird brain shenanigans
I sometimes change the direction in which my body lays in bed, without moving the bed.

My mother is very hard of hearing and once entered my bedroom when I had the blinds drawn, in the middle of the day,
as I was laying down with a headache.

She wanted to ask me a question that could not wait.

She was used to my head pointing north, but I was at that time sleeping with my head pointing south.

In the dim half-light from the doorway, I could see her leaning over, softly addressing my feet, in the darkness.

I spoke:  "Mom, I'm down here. "

She heard me speak, but she couldn't make out the words.  " What? "

I repeated myself, trying to avoid actually sitting up, because movement makes my migraine worse.

" MOM!  I'm down HERE! "

She leans closer to my feet.  " I'm sorry, I can't understand you. "

I sat up....she still didn't notice.

I tapped her on the elbow.

She jumped out of her skin.
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Weird brain shenanigans - by Longhorn - August 29, 2015 at 6:25 pm
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Alex K - August 29, 2015 at 6:33 pm
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Longhorn - August 29, 2015 at 6:39 pm
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 30, 2015 at 12:33 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Whateverist - August 30, 2015 at 10:40 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Lucanus - August 29, 2015 at 6:39 pm
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by vorlon13 - August 29, 2015 at 7:10 pm
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Alex K - August 29, 2015 at 7:15 pm
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 29, 2015 at 7:34 pm
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by ignoramus - August 29, 2015 at 7:52 pm
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 30, 2015 at 6:10 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Jackalope - August 30, 2015 at 12:06 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Longhorn - August 30, 2015 at 3:01 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Jenny A - August 30, 2015 at 12:15 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Jackalope - August 30, 2015 at 12:16 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 30, 2015 at 12:37 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Longhorn - August 30, 2015 at 3:02 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 30, 2015 at 12:38 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 30, 2015 at 4:21 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by MTL - August 30, 2015 at 4:49 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by MTL - August 30, 2015 at 4:25 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Alex K - August 30, 2015 at 4:37 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by robvalue - August 30, 2015 at 7:13 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by ignoramus - August 30, 2015 at 7:24 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by robvalue - August 30, 2015 at 9:45 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Whateverist - August 30, 2015 at 10:41 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Alex K - August 30, 2015 at 10:35 am
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by MTL - August 30, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Longhorn - August 30, 2015 at 2:22 pm
RE: Weird brain shenanigans - by Alex K - August 30, 2015 at 5:21 pm

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