I didn’t put this in the humor forum because it occurred to me to ask the guys here if this is really the way it’s done.
A woman stays out all night, the next morning her husband asks her where she was. She says she was with a friend. So he calls all her friends and they all say, “No she wasn’t here.” “I ain’t seen her.”
So the husband decides two can play at that game. He stays out all night and when she asks him where he was he says with a friend. So she calls ten of his friends and they all say, “Yeah he was here.” and two of them say, “And he’s still here.”
A woman stays out all night, the next morning her husband asks her where she was. She says she was with a friend. So he calls all her friends and they all say, “No she wasn’t here.” “I ain’t seen her.”
So the husband decides two can play at that game. He stays out all night and when she asks him where he was he says with a friend. So she calls ten of his friends and they all say, “Yeah he was here.” and two of them say, “And he’s still here.”
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
