I can't find an electric kettle that just pours water without spilling.
Surely there is a design out there for a jug that actually works and why can't they all just use that one fucking design?
It's things like this that makes you realise that everything that exists is totally fucked and it's all just a waste of time.
Microwaves - I don't need you to keep telling me I put something in you.
Don't you know everyone else is trying to sleep, you noisy, noisy fucker.
Surely there is a design out there for a jug that actually works and why can't they all just use that one fucking design?
It's things like this that makes you realise that everything that exists is totally fucked and it's all just a waste of time.
Microwaves - I don't need you to keep telling me I put something in you.
Don't you know everyone else is trying to sleep, you noisy, noisy fucker.