I wonder if the most loving thing you can do is lock your kids in a basement and never let them out, or expose them to anything in the outside world except for your penis. That way they'll never learn about god and they have a great excuse when they reach the pearly gates. It's as good an excuse as the ones from Amazonian tribes have. Hell it's probably better!
And this way, all that life you're missing out on while locked in your dad's basement will be made up for even more so when you get to heaven. Or at least that's what I've heard happens. S'all god's plan or sumat.
Win/win for everybody.
And this way, all that life you're missing out on while locked in your dad's basement will be made up for even more so when you get to heaven. Or at least that's what I've heard happens. S'all god's plan or sumat.
Win/win for everybody.
