The Earth is only three hours old, the memories you possess preceding that time period were the work of the Almighty Sea Goblin Dudley IV who created the universe in it's present form instantaneously. He has revealed to me His existence in the form of a shoebox and I am His prophet. He says hi.
Honestly, there are an infinite number of creation stories. Young Earth, flat Earth, Earth on a turtle's back, humans from dirt, humans from clay, and none have held up under scrutiny.
Honestly, there are an infinite number of creation stories. Young Earth, flat Earth, Earth on a turtle's back, humans from dirt, humans from clay, and none have held up under scrutiny.
"Faith is about taking a comforting, childlike view of a disturbing and complicated world." ~ Edward Current
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